~BEWARE: Spontaneous Randomosity!!!~

  1. I haven’t done an rp in a long time. Feelin a bit in the mood for one recently. If you wanna role play, message me.

    (I don’t do the whole “my character looks just like this celebrity, so here’s a picture of that person” thing. I prefer to make my own character, and describe them myself. Unless it’s based on a fandom or something, in which case cool beans)

  2. sherwat:

    chrissykilljoybitchtits:

    inc-omparable:

    im-fandoomed:

    hitlervevo:

    why the fuck cant we text the police

    lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

    Here in Canada you can

    Here in England we just… scream and run

    Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer

    Here in Australia you are the murderer

    (via satan-official)

  3. High school: everything is signable and the place don’t matter

    High school: everything is signable and the place don’t matter

  4. maykatic:

    prettyoddx:

    omgitsjamiealex:

    somewhereoboetherainbow:

    walkers-and-mutts:

    OMG, look at this Jennifer Lawrence trasformation!

    ehhh this doesn’t really look like jennif-WHAT THE FUCK

    She was a cute Asian girl and then BAM JENNIFER FUCKING LAWRENCE!!!!

    (via seewhatsinyourheart)

  5. sylvanburningcenter:

    gcart:

    My first one, it was too damn cute to not do! Sandysaur!

    THIS IS THE COOLEST ONE WTF IT EVEN HAS A BACKSTORY AND LIKE HABITS?????

    (via bowiesglassspider)

  6. whhoreo:

    stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿

    stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿

    stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿

    stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿

    1. stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿
    • stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿ 

     they saved this website from shutting down and they said they’re not changing anything so shut the fuck up (︶ω︶)

    (via geothebio)

  7. cougarmeat:

    What makes mothers all that they are?
    Might as well ask, “What makes a star?”

    I miss my mum so much already, now this has made me miss her more >.<

    (Source: nostalgiaunicorn)

  8. the-absolute-funniest-posts: pepsie: I THOUGHT IT WAS A GIANT BIRD AND I WAS REALLY CONFUSED

    the-absolute-funniest-posts:

    pepsie:

    I THOUGHT IT WAS A GIANT BIRD AND I WAS REALLY CONFUSED

    (Source: pocula)

  9. hungarian:

    it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn

    (via bowiesglassspider)

  10. rachelicot: it took me a second and then

    rachelicot:

    it took me a second and then

    image

    (Source: , via seewhatsinyourheart)

  11. jinn0uchi:

    the-hatred-machine:

    purgatorystuck:

    Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old

    Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes

    I love spanish

    A capital letter changes it even further:

    Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses

    literally the best post I have seen on this website

    (via bowiesglassspider)

  12. mylittlefurballs:

    She thinks we can’t see her.

    (via bowiesglassspider)

  13. kitsune45:

    badgerjaw:

    scarytinyturtle:

    stammsternenstaub:

    deerthing:

    sealprinceling:

    hoplophilia:

    Dragon’s Breath is a very gorgeous type of opal made into many types of jewelry.

    woah

    holy shit

    Oh, these chunks of solid magic.
    Z.

    It’s just glass with the effect of an opal to it. So it’s both pretty and inexpensive!

    I want this to be my soulgem

    I want the first ring so much!

  14. castiel-is-wonderful:

    sionainnlindsay:

    castiel-is-wonderful:

    WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP

    IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S 

    LIKE BELONGING TO MR

    OMG

    Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.

    This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank you for educating me 

    (via johnlock-roll-a-d20)

  15. the-oncoming-whovian:

    bowties—r—cool:

    jellyfishnets:

    Stare at the first photo for 30 seconds. Stare at second photo immediately after. URWELCOME :D

    I can keep looking at it for hours!!!!!!!!!! homygod!!!!!!!

    (via followmeimlosttoo)

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